Monday, April 6, 2009

The Adorable Strangeness of Miss Boo



I've decided it's about time I create a compilation of Bianca's charming (and not so charming) little quirks. This will most likely have to be an on going list because these oddities are so numerous it would be impossible for me to recall them all in one sitting. Here we go....

*Bianca is obsessed with "baby jammies". It is a rare occasion indeed, that we leave the house without her wearing at least a jammy top or bottom. I try to layer them under blouses or skirts so it vaguely resembles regular clothing but nobody seems to be fooled. "Did she just wake up form a nap?" is an often heard question.

*Bianca will only say sorry to her friends (family members get special treatment in this case) in the voice of a monster. A low, raspy "sorry" accompanied by an evil, pouty face and sometimes even folded arms.

* Bianca is extremely particular about the positioning of her dolly. It's arms must be down by it's sides and it's legs in a very slight pike position. It may only change from this position when it is in it's highchair at which time it may assume a seated position. The moment dolly leaves that highchair, boy, she'll seek you out, shrieking, until you have piked that dollies legs just so.

*Bianca's drug of choice: Elmo

*Bianca, I assume, feels restricted by her car seat. Since the age of about 6 months she's experienced what I can only describe as pre-explosive behavior when riding in the car... particularly long car rides. She clenches her teeth, arches her back, and strains against her seat belts until she turns red in the face. Oh Bianca, what a corker you are.

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